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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via fake-mermaid)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via alcoholi-cs)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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(via penis-hilton)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via vvankinq)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via vvankinq)

bussykiller:

precumming:

What if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via vvankinq)

flamingno:

mom… dad… i’m…

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(via hi)