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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via ecstasysmom)

nialllhoran:

how many rich dad dicks do i have to suck to meet harry styles in a backyard

(via abrotion)

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via penis-hilton)

questlon:

1. their our know rules

(via stay-ocean-minded)

legalmichael:

ideal friendships are vaguely sexual

(via harrystylesus)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via fake-mermaid)

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via fake-mermaid)