Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
when your teacher is being a bitch after you forgot your homework